Smilley.info - baza s preko 15000 smileya
Lokacija: ArtLibraries :: Avatars   |   Autor: cacan @ 13:24   |  
  • www.smilley.info
  • Jedna od vecih baza smileya na Netu…

  • www.smilley.info

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    Jere web - lik nad likovima…
    Lokacija: Comp & Internet :: Zanimljivi linkovi   |   Autor: cacan @ 14:37   |  
  • Jerko Jalsovec - hrvatski Van Damme, James Bond, Edison
  • Se sjecate onog Turcina (ako netko ima link na njegov site, moolio bih da ga posta u komentare) sto je prije par godina stekao svjetsku slavu svojom osobnom web stranicom, pidzn inglishom i pohotom?

    E, pa, imamo i mi konja za utrku… Na ovaj site sam vec nalijetao par puta, ali nikako da ga bookmarkiram… Pa, evo… lik nad likovima, nenadjebivi osobni site… preporucam detaljno proucavanje… ;-) Ovako, naime, treba izgledati osobna stranica svakog pravovjernog Hrvata katolika kojem je stalo do vlastite reputacije. ;-)

    Neki od autorovih komentara fotki:

  • To je purica… Sad živi u škrinji…
  • Tatijove p?ele! Ina?e su glupe.
  • Moj “bivši” zeko, koji je završil u loncu
  • Moj nožić dug 35 cm
  • Kad je neko lud onda mu se i svašta dogodi. Skuril sam si nogu!
  • Sko?il sam z susedove ku?e
  • Fotka auta To sam ja slagal 2 x 60 W i 7 x 100 W, s tim ina?e topimo snjega u zimi, to je primarna svrha…
  • Jerko Jalsovec - hrvatski Van Damme, James Bond, Edison

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    Practical PHP Programming - Free PHP knjiga - online
    Lokacija: WebDev :: PHP :: Razno   |   Autor: cacan @ 10:30   |  

    Zaista odlicna online knjiga o PHPu, s odlicnim i korisnim primjerima.

  • Practical PHP Programming
  • Nevjerojatno zvuci, ali knjiga je potpuno besplatna, i zaista vrijedi daleko vise nego sto kosta ;-) Knjiga je odlicno koncipirana, i nije u PDF formatu (IMHO, izuzetno pozitivna cinjenica), a namijenjena je pocetnicima u PHPu (s barem kakvim-takvim programerskim backgroundom), ali i iskusnim PHP programerima kojima treba savjet ili pomoc oko savladavanja everyday PHP avantura. ;-)

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    MakaiMedia.com - flash igrice
    Lokacija: Comp & Internet :: NetGames :: Flash Games   |   Autor: cacan @ 8:29   |  

    Simpaticne flash igrice s ugradjenim high-score sustavom. Besplatna registracija korisnika.

  • MakaiMedia flash games

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    PDF i PHP
    Lokacija: WebDev :: PHP :: Razno   |   Autor: cacan @ 23:36   |  

    PHP moze raditi kerefeke s PDFovima…

    Stvari potrebne za manipulaciju s PDFovima…

  • http://www.fpdf.org/
  • What is FPDF?

    FPDF is a PHP class which allows to generate PDF files with pure PHP, that is to say without using the PDFlib library. The advantage is that PDFlib requires a fee for a commercial usage. F from FPDF stands for Free: you may use it for any kind of usage and modify it to suit your needs.

    FPDF has other advantages: high level functions. Here is a list of its main features:

    Choice of measure unit, page format and margins
    Page header and footer management
    Automatic page break
    Automatic line break and text justification
    Image support (JPEG and PNG)
    TrueType, Type1 and encoding support
    Page compression
    FPDF requires no extension (except Zlib to activate compression) and works with PHP4 and PHP5.

  • http://www.fpdf.org/
  • UFPDF works the same as FPDF, except that all text is in UTF-8, so consult the FPDF documentation for usage.

  • FPDI Import existing PDF documents into FPDF
  • FPDI is a collection of PHP classes that allow developers to read pages from existing PDF documents and to use them as templates in FPDF by Olivier Plathey. The whole idea is based upon an article in the magazine php|architect by Marco Tabini. Apart from a copy of FPDF, FPDI does not require any special PHP extensions.

  • FPDI Import existing PDF documents into FPDF

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    Istina o zenama?
    Lokacija: Mozdano mlijeko :: Zene   |   Autor: cacan @ 8:51   |  

    Huh, jedno zaista zanimljivo stivo o zenama za procitati. Zanimljivo vidjenje zena i zanimljivo razmisljanje.

  • Jedna od istina o zenama?
  • Ukoliko je gornji lik mrtav, probajte ovo:

  • Jedna od istina o zenama? (Alter link)
  • Vase misljenje?! Slobodno komentirajte…

    Za svaki slucaj dajem copy_paste clanka ovdje, nikad ne znas kada bi google_groups mogao riknuti… ;-)

    From: The Duderino (theduderino420@hotmail.com)
    Subject: How to get laid like a Rock Star
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    Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling, soc.men, rec.arts.movies.current-films, alt.gossip.celebrities, rec.arts.tv
    Date: 2003-11-14 09:48:04 PST

    === The truth about women revealed ===

    I wasn’t a sexist before I understood women. There was a time when I
    was blissfully ignorant. I grew up watching Disney cartoons, I
    believed in romance and “true love conquers all” etc. I wanted to find
    a woman who could be my equal, my partner. I believed in finding that
    one true love and being committed to each other forever. You know,
    like in the marriage vows, “for better or for worse, through sickness
    and in health, for richer or for poorer” etc. And I believed that
    women basically wanted the same thing. Now I understand that this was
    only possible when society was structured to enforce it. Now that
    women are “liberated” (and thus at the mercy of their own emotions and
    baser instincts) this is mostly no longer possible in today’s society.
    Victorian society, or many Arab societies, are examples of how society
    used to be structured to keep women as faithful as possible.

    I’d like to point out that I am not a misogynist…I love women. But I
    AM a sexist, in the sense that I believe women are vastly different
    than men and, according to the standards that men hold for other men,
    women are inferior as well.

    I must be a bitter loser, right? In fact, I enjoy more success with
    women than most of the men in this city. I have slept with over 200
    women in my life. I am sleeping with 5 different women right now. They
    are all normal, healthy, well-adjusted, good-looking (8+ on the looks
    scale) professional women. (At least as normal and healthy and
    well-adjusted as women can be - most women have issues.) But that’s
    not all. I can go out any night of the week and pick up a woman. I can
    pick her up in front of all her friends (with 80% efficiency for each
    approach.) Women will slip me their phone number when their boyfriend
    is in the bathroom. I can talk to women on the street or in the
    grocery store and within 30 minutes, I can usually have sex with them
    right there in my car or get them back to my place. If I have to
    settle for a phone number, and I meet her on another day, assuming she
    doesn’t flake, I WILL fuck her that next day.

    Let me point out right now that my Modus Operandi doesn’t change in
    the slightest if she single or if she has a boyfriend or husband. I
    just do my normal routine and I fuck her. Sometimes she brings up the
    boyfriend so she won’t feel guilty when I fuck her because now it’s
    “my fault.” Sometimes she hides it from me until after I’ve fucked
    her, then she admits it. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been
    laying next to some chick, all sweaty cause I just finished busting a
    nut all over her face or in her mouth or on her back, and suddenly her
    phone rings and she’s on the phone with her man, giving him some
    bullshit story. This is with NO GUILT WHATSOEVER!!! The sweetest most
    innocent girls you ever laid eyes on, will cheat at the drop of a HAT.
    The one thing that most men value most - loyalty - is just not there
    with women. Women don’t think in terms of honor, women don’t say “word
    is bond;” women are basically emotionally driven. If they feel it,
    they do it, period. Then they rationalize it to themselves later.
    Nothing is more meaningful, or compelling, to a woman than (1) the way
    she feels and (2) learning more about her own inner self and having
    emotional realizations. That’s why women love astrology, chick flicks,
    soap operas, stupid Cosmo quizes that supposedly reveal info about
    yourself, etc.

    I must be really good looking, right? NOPE. My looks are marginal, I’m
    maybe a 7. I don’t work out (though I’m not fat or anything.) In fact
    I didn’t have any success with women until I was in my early 20’s.
    That’s when I decided to go out a lot and start trying to get laid…I
    was willing to face rejection a thousand times a night, and do it over
    and over, trying everything, until I got it right. I had to completely
    set my ego aside. I didn’t get laid at all for the first few months.
    Then every now and then. Then pretty often. Then downright
    consistently! I’m in my early 30’s now and I am basically a sexual
    god. I wouldn’t have even believed this were possible when I was in
    high school. The ONLY factor that determined whether a woman would
    cheat was my own skill level. When my skills were poor, women shit all
    over me. (Everyone knows how women think they have license to be rude
    bitches in social situations…in fact I understand and appreciate
    that behavior now.) But once my skills got good, I could fuck just
    about anyone’s wife or girlfriend. And many times I didn’t know they
    had a man until after I fucked them.

    Look, I’m not saying that men are perfect, or whatever. Far from it.
    I’m just saying, I’ve spent a lot of my time studying women and
    interacting with them, and I know how they are. In fact, sometimes I
    hate knowing it. Sometimes I wish I had taken the blue pill, and never
    went down the rabbit hole, because now there’s really no going back. I
    didn’t want to believe these things…but how could I ever get married
    now? How could I ever be the chump who pays for everything and
    blissfully goes through life not worrying about his woman because he
    trusts her? Look, would you leave your dog alone with a steak? You
    can’t hate the dog for doing what’s in its nature. You can’t trust a
    dog, BUT you can trust a dog to BE a dog. Some men are disloyal…but
    I could *never* trust a woman to be loyal. Some men are bad
    presidents…but I could *never* vote for a woman to be president. I
    can rarely expect a woman to regard her own promises as more important
    and compelling to her than the emotions she feels in the moment. She
    will rationalize it to herself later.

    Here’s an interesting fact. Did you know that the median 22 year old
    woman has TWICE as much sex as the median 22 year old man? You might
    ask, how is that possible? If a woman’s having sex, doesn’t that mean
    a man is having sex at the same time? And thus, shouldn’t men be
    having just as much sex as women? NO…because most men hardly get
    laid, or if they do, it’s because they “got lucky.” But a small group
    of men get laid ALL THE TIME, and fuck LOTS AND LOTS of women! It’s
    evolution at work. Women follow their emotions, and that leads them to
    sleep with men like me (who know how to control female emotions.)
    Women want the top man…so the top man fucks lots of women. That’s
    right - the sexual revolution, feminism, etc has resulted in a return
    to harems. Women, at the mercy of their own emotions, are volunteering
    for the modern-day equivalent of harems. Lucky for me!! Heh.

    You might say, “But…but…I’m so nice! I’m a nice guy!” Guess what?
    That’s like a fat chick saying, “But I’m so smart!” As if those things
    have anything in the world to do with sexual attraction!

    I’m going to give some tips here for the poor sucker guys who are
    posting online trying to get laid and who are spending hundreds /
    thousands of dollars on all those whores out there without getting any
    play. (You bitches know exactly what you’re doing, and I’m on to your

    — Don’t be sexually judgemental in any way. A woman’s worst fear is
    to be perceived as a slut. She will suck your toes and take it in the
    ass if she thinks you don’t view her poorly for it (and she knows her
    friends won’t find out.)
    — Don’t get angry at her. Women know they have emotional outbursts
    and they need to trust that you can handle that. It’s ok (and
    necessary) to occasionally put your foot down…just make sure she
    knows you are fully in control of yourself.
    — Don’t let her manipulate you or control you in any way. She will
    immediately lose all respect for you. Always be leading. It’s just
    like dancing - women hate a man who can’t lead.
    — When first approaching a woman or a group, they tend to get a
    feeling like this is just your little scheme to get close to them,
    when you really just want something from them - like sex. (And they’re
    right.) It’s important to structure your body language and
    conversation so that they honestly don’t believe you want something
    from them. They should feel like you are about to leave at any second.
    — DON’T TRY TO IMPRESS HER IN ANY WAY. Don’t show off. Don’t talk
    about accomplishments or possessions. As soon as she perceives that
    you are trying to prove yourself to her, she loses all interest.
    — Don’t ignore her friends. A woman values her friend’s opinions
    more than just about anything else in the world. Nothing matters to
    her more than what other women are thinking. Give her friends lots of
    attention and get everyone laughing. If one woman is feeling different
    than the others, she will drag them away. They will follow like a
    flock of pigeons. Society is the book of women. (Notice that men do
    NOT behave this way! Women are very different!)
    — To get a woman attracted / emotionally vulnerable, give her lots
    of emotions and feelings. Don’t just make her feel good. Make her feel
    good, and angry, and sad, and connected, and astonished, and
    intrigued, etc. Make her laugh. Tease her. Tell stories about your
    sick puppy. Tell her why things would never work out between the two
    of you. Call her a dork. If she gets heated up, she will start
    touching you…playfully push her away. If she calls you a jerk and
    punches your arm, you are doing it right. If she gives you that “I
    can’t believe you just said that” look, do NOT back down, do not say
    “Oh I’m just kidding” or anything like that.
    — As she gets more emotional, she will try to ruin things by
    throwing in logic. She will ask you if you are a player, or if you say
    this to all the girls, or whatever. The trick is this: Don’t take it
    seriously by giving it some logical answer! That’s right…women lose
    interest if you take them seriously!!! It’s crazy but that’s how they
    behave. Just blow it off or misinterpret what she’s saying as though
    she is coming on to you. If you fail these tests, she will be gone so
    fast your head will spin.
    — She will start asking you lots of questions. This is what chicks
    do when they suddenly find themselves attracted to a man they know
    nothing about. This is your chance to open up a little and also find
    out more about her and build a deeper connection. You have to do this,
    or she will flake later (even if you’ve kissed her!) Women are the
    worst flakes in the world! Don’t make it too easy for her, make her
    work for it a bit. Then talk about connections and childhood memories
    and things you have in common, etc. She needs to feel that this is
    genuine. This is usually the time when I throw in a few fake
    vulnerabilities, like pretending I’m shy or insecure about something.
    I know it’s fucked up but women need to see that there are at least a
    few small holes where they can sink their hooks in you. They get
    uneasy if you are too perfect.
    — Make sure she gets the feeling that you have standards and that
    you are judging her based on them. Ask her questions that show her you
    are checking her out to see if she is up to snuff. Women don’t like to
    feel like you are with them only because you can’t do any better. They
    prefer to feel like you have high standards, you can get any chick you
    want, but you chose HER because she is SOOOO special and SOOOO
    different than all the others. Yeah I know.
    — Move her to different locations. Take her next door for a drink.
    Take her across the street to check out some art. The more locations
    the better.
    — Take responsibility for every escalation. A woman will do just
    about anything as long as she doesn’t have to feel like it was “her
    fault.” Make it YOUR fault. Make it “just happen.” She will
    rationalize it to herself later using the same bullshit generator that
    women use to flake out on dates at the last minute. Don’t get her
    horny until you get her isolated. Believe me, emotional is better than
    — Keep the woman always swinging somewhere between validation and
    rejection. If she feels rejected, she drops out or gets REALLY MAD.
    And if she feels too validated, she will ditch you in a heartbeat. So
    push her away (emotionally) and then pull her back in.
    — BELIEVE YOUR OWN BULLSHIT. Chicks do not look at your excuses and
    try to see if they are bullshit or not… because that is the logical
    thing to do, and chicks are not logical. Rather, what they do is see
    if YOU seem to believe your own bullshit when you say it. If you look
    like you do, then chances are, they will believe it too. So the key is
    to believe your own bullshit, and other aspects about yourself that
    you want the chick to believe about you too (alpha male..whatever)…
    because your own self beliefs for some reason will automatically
    ‘impart’ to the chick!
    — One more thing…many guys make the mistake of listening to female
    romantic advice. Don’t listen to them, THEY DON’T KNOW WTF THEY ARE
    TALKING ABOUT, and they WILL steer you wrong. They will tell you what
    they THINK they want, instead of what they actually RESPOND to. And
    furthermore, a large part of the female sexual experience IS the
    inability to admit these things BECAUSE they derive sexual pleasure
    from putting up resistance and being overwhelmed.

    If you do things this way, after a few months practice you WILL get
    laid like a rock star. The guys who get laid are the ones who know
    what they are doing, because they have practiced on lots of women.
    Ironically, women are most attracted to the men who are most likely to
    fuck them and then dump them on their ass - because those are
    precisely the men who have so many other options because they practice
    on lots of women. That’s why you always hear women bitching about how
    men are assholes that only want to fuck them and dump them - because
    those are the men that they gravitate to.

    Women tend to wise up when they get towards their 30s, and they start
    looking for a nice wimpy beta male to settle down with and pay for all
    their shit. As they get older, they will get more and more desperate
    to find this guy. Once they do, they will cheat on him with an
    exciting fun guy like me. (But who wants to fuck some old chick in her
    30’s? That’s what beta males are for! Heh)

    Hey, don’t blame me - I didn’t make things the way they are. I was
    just a guy who wanted to get laid. And I do :-)

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    Flash igrice i filmovi - www.newgrounds.com
    Lokacija: Comp & Internet :: NetGames :: Flash Games   |   Autor: cacan @ 15:45   |  
  • www.newgrounds.com

    Solidan broj flash igrica i filmitja… od sasvim igrivih i zgodnih, do totalnih gluposti i smeca… za svakog ponesto… ;-)

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    Bob Geldof - kratko i jasno…
    Lokacija: Mozdano mlijeko :: Zene   |   Autor: cacan @ 10:28   |  

    Svaki komentar je suvisan… ;-)

    Bob Geldof:

    ’Men don’t feel the need to talk in general, to articulate what it is they are. I feel no need to talk. Men and women are very different, and we have always been very different. That is precisely why we find each other so attractive.’
  • Telegraph - originalni clanak

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    The Best of NYC - New York, New York
    Lokacija: Mozdano mlijeko :: Putesestvije   |   Autor: cacan @ 10:23   |  

    Za sve one koji imaju dovoljno srece da se nadju u tom predivnom kosmaru, postoji odlican vodic kroz grad. I to onaj koji ne govori o uobicajenim turistickim picabocama, vec o onim malim stvarima koje cine neki grad.

    (alter)Vodic kroz New York:

  • The Best of NYC

    Primjeri gdje…

  • …se jede najbolje pecivo
  • …se jede najbolja pizza u Bronxu
  • …se jede najbolji kebab
  • …se gleda najbolji peep show za 10$
  • …pronaci informacije o odlicnim dogadjanjima u gradu
  • …se najbolje pustaju zmajevi
  • …dobiti bespla lap-dance
  • …izvesti ribu i maziti ju u ugodnoj atmosferi

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    Izlet na Jankovac, Papuk, Croatia [fotke]
    Lokacija: Mozdano mlijeko :: Putesestvije   |   Autor: cacan @ 11:04   |  

    Dana 02.10.2004. bijah na izletu na Jankovcu [Papuk, Hrvatska]. Predivna priroda - dolaskom na Jankovac imao sam feeling da sam krocio u bajku (nije patetika, cak se i meni - zakletom realistu tako ucinilo ;-) ).

    Galeriju slika mozete pogledati na:

  • Jankovac, Papuk, Croatia

    Neke od fotki…

    Brvno jedno... malo zeleno... na kamicku...
    Potocic... a gdje je Zeko?!
    Dom za veshanje... ;-)

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    Politicar sam, majko, u plavom odijelu
    Lokacija: Mozdano mlijeko :: Comp & Internet :: Zanimljivi linkovi :: Politika   |   Autor: cacan @ 15:15   |  

    Kazu da je politika kurva. I sanjaju. Sanjaju da je politika toliko casna i postena. ;-)

    Kako god, svatko od nas ima odredjene poglede na svijet, vise ili manje izgradjen sustav vrijednosti, a sama politicka taksonomija nas i ne zanima previse. Postoje alati koji na osnovu nasih uvjerenja i stavova mogu procijeniti kojem toru pripadamo, tako da i svi oni bezlicni lobotomirani klonovi mogu s ponosom isticati svoje PRIPADANJE. ;-) Za takve, ali i za one kojima je potrebna potvrda vlastite procjene o pravilnom nazivu svog sustava vrijednosti, postoje alati koji mogu olaksati pridruzivanje skupnog naziva.

    Ovako to izgleda za neke poznate njuske...

    Jedan od njih se nalazi na adresi www.politicalcompass.org. Na stranici se, pored samog testiranja, moze naci i objasnjenje grafa.

    Khm, khm, jedan malo manje poznat covjek i njegova pozicija na grafu... hehe ;-)
  • Khm, khm… ovako to izgleda kad sam ja u pitanju ;-)
  • Hajde, puknite svoje rezultate u komentar… bas me zanima… hehe… ;-)

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